i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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