I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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