He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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