It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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