i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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