About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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