People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Michael Bay diarrhea
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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