I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
she told me i tasted like america
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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