This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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