i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
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i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
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Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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