this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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