alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
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It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
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If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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