Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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