we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
