it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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