He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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