How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
The feeling are messing with the penis
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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