Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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