My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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