why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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