some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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