Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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