So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
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i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
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You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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