We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
sarcasm needs its own font
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
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