return my video game
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
