the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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