He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
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I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
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I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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