Dual....:-)
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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