i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
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I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
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That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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