I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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