So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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