Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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