Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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