Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
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She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
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I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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