so explain again why im purple
no
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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