watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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