I look better un-naked...
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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