im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Randomize
