Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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