Dude my mom stole all your condoms
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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