Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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