you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
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