I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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