I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Randomize
