She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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