Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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