You made me cry and you don't even care
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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