Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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