I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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