Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
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IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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