Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
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just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
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Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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