But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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