grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
The struggles of a small town man whore
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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