I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
operation have a gay friend backfired
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
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The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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