Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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