On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
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Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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