Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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